Work Glossary of Terms and Actions
When I write in a work email “Thank you for your patience!” it means …

YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF PATIENT GO AWAY.
When I write in a work email “Thank you for your patience!” it means …

YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF PATIENT GO AWAY.
Some good recipes in here. I’m going to make the black bean and butternut squash chili tonight. Bring on the heat, and bring on fall-like recipes!
From NPR’s Kitchen Window: Confessions of a Sriracha Fanatic
GPOYW - Best Weekend I’ve Had In A Long Time/My Boo And I Are Really Pale Edition
Labor Day Weekend in New Hampshire.
Was an insane amount of fun. We all proved ourselves to be the nation’s top fun-havers.
GPOY: Grateful To Be Alive Edition
On Monday, I was driving to work in the heavy rain and the driver in front of me hit his brakes, and I hit mine, hydroplaned, spun around a few times and starting rolling. My car finally stopped rolling in the woods and I realized I was upside down with my music still playing. I started panicking and thinking that my car might explode, so I fumbled for the keys to turn off the engine. As I was upside down, I couldn’t figure out which way to pull the keys. I couldn’t open any of the doors and started kicking at the windows and screaming.
Within a few minutes, I heard someone outside screaming, “Are you OK?” I saw through my window that a man was down in the ditch, trying to get me to calm down for a minute. He was able to pull me through my back window, into the muddy ditch; the rain still pouring down.
He gave me a big hug and said I was really lucky. I shouldn’t have survived. Then, he went into my car, grabbed my purse, phone and a few other passing motorists were making their way into the ditch, a few pausing to take cell phone pictures of the crying girl standing next to her smashed up car.
The police arrived, followed shortly by a tow truck. I only had a few bloody scrapes and I broke a nail.
I saw the absolute best in people after it happened - a complete stranger, I only know that his name is Mike, rescued me. Later, I saw the absolute worst - crying on the side of Route 24, a passing motorist flipped me off for creating a traffic jam.
I’m so grateful to be alive. Grateful for seat belts. Grateful for Mike. Grateful for my friends and family, and grateful for my boyfriend who hasn’t left my side since it happened on Monday morning.
Now I know what Garfield meant when he said he hates Mondays.
My crafting game has been way off for too long now, but that changes tonight. I’m headed over to my dear friend Sarah’s house tonight after work to get back on track and knit yet another scarf. We’re also going to order take out and watch Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice, so while she’s a more skilled knitter than I - I’m PRETTY good at oogling British actors and eating Indian food.
My dear boyfriend has already asked for a knitted suit for the harsh winters, so I’ll need to get to work on that as soon as possible.

The techniques needed for this scarf will hopefully push me into more difficult projects. Here is the link to the project if you want to knit along!
Mariachi Auto Re-Blog!
Just Watch This of the Day: Why the Internet Exists, Reason #143,106: “Mariachi Connecticut performing for a beluga whale at Mystic Marinelife Aquarium.”
[thanks tracey!]
This has turned into a bit of a Bret Easton Ellis appreciation blog, but this should be good!

Food out of a truck just seems to taste better, like when someone else makes your sandwich for you.
Amazing.
In one month, I will be on vacation for Labor Day Weekend at a lake house in New Hampshire. My friends and I have have been talking about this since February, had these reservations since March, and I just mailed our final deposit in yesterday.
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS VACATION.
What’s going to happen that weekend is as follows: sitting on the deck, drinking beers on the deck, eating bacon on the deck, floating in the lake on an inner tube, going hiking (meh), cooking big dinners together, STARS, kayaking. I’m forcing everyone to make camp lanyards, too.
I can’t think of a better way to usher in my favorite season - Fall - than with beer, bacon and my bros.

This is sort of neat - early Yankee Hotel Foxtrot concept art, via The Av Club.
Like a moth to a GD flame. Thanks, Sarah!
Help me raise funds to print this poster of Pee Wee Herman I made.
If you pledge you will receive a signed, 18x24 silkscreen print.
My roommate and I went to Salisbury Beach on Saturday morning, and the kid working the Fried Dough concession looked EXACTLY like Michael Showalter’s character from Wet Hot American Summer.
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